Librarians (2011)

It was inevitable I’d pick this one up eventually. For a start, there really aren’t many things hotter than having sex in the library… but you already know that if you’ve read my own collection of horny humping library hijinks the Nympho Librarian and Other Stories, which isn’t the book of the film, but it could be.
     But also because I’ve yet to see a Joanna Angel production that hasn’t left me reaching for the towels. And this one’s no exception.
     Librarians focuses in on what the blurb claims is just another average day at the Clitty City Library, although I’ll be honest and wonder just how average it is, being held up at gunpoint by a dude (James Deen) who you’ve just told cannot borrow a book because he already has 200 other overdue tomes?
     No matter. The local SWAT team soon descend, headed up by Kimberley Kane, and a tense stand off ensues… with a lot of stand up as well. Deen is a genuine rarity among gun-toting criminals in that his cock is definitely bigger than his weapon, but the librarians … Joanna AngelAsphyxia NoirDraven Star and Kleio Valentine … certainly aren’t cowed by it.
     Neither are the library’s other patrons, as Danny Wilde and Mick Blue both slip the girls a few tips (and shafts and roots) and Skin Angel shows why she is so wonderfully-named, so while you could probably grumble that the plot has got somewhat lost amidst all the fucking and sucking, I doubt you’ll be stopping to complain.
     Especially once Kane joins in the fun, in a final scene that milks the guys for everything they’ve got and definitely leaves the girls looking dewey.
     A two hour movie offers little in the way of extras. But the set is phenomenal, the scripting is fine and the action is more or less non-stop. Plus, there’s one scene that I’ve been replaying in my mind from the moment I saw it….

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